Grab hold of your life, maybe for a change, with the Shapelinks Way Of Life.
When it comes to success shortcuts, it's hard not to laugh, repeatedly,
when you see that you are profusely surrounded by success secrets.
The best shortcuts of those doing it better are all around you, 24 x 7.
The first and largest source of all good luck is checked daily.
Any day, and certainly as a result, every day that you wake,
and discover that your arms and legs and brain are functioning,
it means you now have eighty-six thousand opportunities in just this day.
Each and every day you get minutes, which no amount of money can buy for you,
with more opportunities than your tiny, undeveloped mind has allowed you to use,
your eighty-six thousand seconds, each a separate opportunity to move up a step.
purchases for you an individual opportunity to fill that second with garbage or great quality.
MisterShortcut did not simply issue the greatest number of raises to employees who produced more.
Anyone and everyone walking in the door with smoke coming out of their nostrils, on fire to display excellence,
discharging heroic levels of effort, with occasional looks along the way to adjust aim at specific targets or goals,
these were and will always be the people most entitled to raises. Thank them for so many shattered records.
These are people who understand the smallest bit more than you have proven to understand right up to this minute.
Each day, you get eighty-six thousand separate opportunities to perform whatever it is you are doing with mediocrity or excellence.
As for what you have produced or not produced up until today, please look at the six billion human beings walking on the planet today.
Precisely OR roughly how many of these six billion do you figure are interested in what you did yesterday or how well you may have done it?
Please accept the most sincere assurances of the Shapelinks Way Of Life that the number is narrow and small, indeed.
What you do today, however, may well be of intense fascination to entire swaths of news-starved vox populi
Forget everything that your math teacher ever taught you about percentages.
Using the Shapelinks Way Of Life you are welcome to bend the fabric of money.
Forget the thousand-dollar "sure-shot" get-rich-quick schemes. This minute is magic.
If you have one hundred dollars and you earn one percent each work sesion of 4 hours,
how much money will you have after repeating this process one thousand times in 100 days?
Like most everyone, you've got the answer so wrong, it's funny. All you have to do is hush up and listen.
You keep telling us that you know better and still you refuse to show us better. Are you THAT special?
How many ways are there to successfully solicit your grasp that if you knew better you'd do better.
Before I show you why you're so desperately, even tragically wrong on the math question.
That math question is your life. Before you get to move up a notch, immediately,
first answer whether you personally are capable of improving one percent.
That's the alpha and the omega, young pup, your first and your last.
Improving by one percent brings you two different benefits.
First, you will stay surprisingly young for many years.
Who better than MisterShortcut to assure you?
Second, when you improve by one percent,
repeated precisely one thousand times,
you end with one thousand times.
One thousand times as much.
How long will it take you?
Please do not tell us.
Choose to show us.
Or, much better,
show yourself.
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These are the best shortcuts of masters and millionaires,
the best shortcuts of champions and billionaires,
and without a doubt YOUR best shortcuts to succeeding.
Enjoy, and teach yourself here, the Shapelinks Way Of Life is free for your life.
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We haven't seen the best of you yet.
Kindly hush up and take two really good long deep breaths right now, SLOWLY!!
If you cannot kick the top of your bedroom doorframe in your sixth decade,
be quiet and listen to someone who does, even if not quite so often.
Take a good long deep breath. More important than sucking air IN,
of far greater benefit to you is the complete exhalation.
You want to know about PowerGems?
Forget everything else you might learn here.
The more times you empty your lungs completely each day,
the more your brain continues to function with crackling increases.
Yes, you can continue to get brighter and smarter every day of your life,
with this one single most crucial resouirce for your success: reasonably clean oxygen.
It is a promise and a one-conditional guarantee, based exclusively on how many times you use it.
Exhaling completely leaves you out of air, which then leads to a generous deep breath that revives,
while you've just expelled both physical and emotional toxins, more than you have proven to understand.
This is the greatest of all PowerGems, because it's the most guaranteed of all:
The more times you fully FULLY exhale every day, the smarter your brain gets.
There are no exceptions to the rule. This works for the mentally retarded,
this works for those who are brilliantly developed, and most of all,
it absolutely works for you. The brain works better and faster.
Don't be stupid and hyperventilate a hundred times per hour.
Be smart and exhale completely at least once every hour.
Yes, every hour of your life, at least one good breath.
Each and every time you do it, you boost your brain.
Do it for a thousand days and you, too,
can well be shattering world records.
Absolutely, doubly guaranteed.
One-conditionally.
Breathe, dummy.
Breathe.
PS - Of the few who are smart enough to shut up and breathe in this sixty seconds,
only three of one hundred are predicted to do it far beyond this minute.
One hour from now, you need to do it again, hm? In 22 days, you'll have a habit.
The single healthiest habit of the tens of thousands of habits we can choose to adopt.
The single healthiest habit that any human will ever take, and, oh, yes, it boosts the brain, too.
Never mind the increases to immune system, reaction times, digestive function, skin quality, and more.
Forget all of those benefits, or eat you are absolutely assured of living better longer when you breathe more.
Focus only on the fact that every time you fully exhale, your brain operates better and faster.
The Shapelinks Way Of Life of Masters and Millionaires,
because even you deserve a fan club.
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When we click this food button and the one that pops open we get to save a human life... at no charge to either of us.
The Shapelinks Way Of Life encourages you to click everyday, for selfish reasons:
What goes around, does indeed come back around. See Newton's Third Law.
Whatever you do to and for the least among and around you;
that's what will be coming your way at some point.
But, hey, then again, maybe you're smarter.
Maybe YOUR IQ is 150 to 200,
exercised every day, nicely.
Maybe you know better.
If so, then teach us.
Until then, shhh.
Less talking,
more doing.